firefighter italian prime minister, berlusconi. favorite restaurant, shoney's. favorite dessert, freshed mixed berries. you thought i'd say spumoni or tortoni. no, he's lactose intolaroni. this gives me an idea. this tony baloney is a television series waiting to happen ( laughter ) and i'm about to happen it. >> in a city gone mad, tony baloney was the fine mist of the law. but then he went too far. >> you pepper sprayed five ladies in the face? >> i got results. >> you're a loose nozzle, baloney. turn in your badge. and your spray can. all of it. >> lucky for new york, bilini doesn't need a badge. >> it's baloney, chief. he's gone rogue. >> that's bad news, no matter how you splice it. >> aahh! >> maybe you're right. >> this fall, justice has a first name. it's spelled t-o-n-y. and it's gonna burn. chris baloney is tony baloney in "the vigaloni." >> jon: we'll be right ( cheers and applause ). >> jon: welcome back. as you know, as you know, when barack obama was elected president, one group in particular very concerned. >> while the results of tuesday's electi